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Chumley Trapflapper RETURNS [maybe] ... at WGOFISH
Chumley Trapflapper beloved Farovian radio celeb and all round pretty neat guy involved in a horrendous event several months ago here at the station is putting in a come-back. The event that transpired put Chumley in the Waterport Institute for the Real Nutters & Day Care Center [better known colloquially as the Uncle Fudnicks Cracker Factory]. Chumley was released yesterday with a stern warning from Mustabeen Apatient [the owner/operator of the facility, and Chumley’s care taker during his stay] to “go easy on the doing the news bit and avoid reality at all costs”.
As you may remember, he was also wanted by authorities, as a direct result of the events, on one charge of “Invoking Reality in a Fantasy Zone” and at least two counts of “Inciting Innocents to Invoke Reality”. The authorities have provided us a press release on the matter indicating that Chumley has been exonerated of all charges:
“Awwww, what the heck, no one remembers much about that old event anyway and, hey, Chumley Trapflapper is beloved Farovian radio celeb and an all round pretty neat guy. We decided to forgetaboutit eh.”
News From the Ivory Tower
Joe Faron, self proclaimed Supreme Leader and King of All Farovian Islands has [sort of] made the following public service announcements:
Deckhand Checks Fixed
Bowing to public pressure as a result of yesterdays massive public demonstration on the lawn of the Ivory Tower, the self proclaimed Supreme Leader and King of All Farovian Islands was up all night tinkering in the server room and had this to say early this morning when he finally poked his head out the server room door ... “Fixed the deckhand multiple check issue.”.
The cheers from the rapidly dispersing crowd were short-lived when a new crowd of angry wranglers marched up to the Ivory Tower chanting rude slogans and generally complaining that they weren’t getting enough deck-hand checks. In a cry of dismay and both hands pulling strenuously at [what’s left of] his hair the self proclaimed Supreme Leader and King of All Farovian Islands went back to sobbing and thumping his head vigorously against the server rack.How Cool Are You Feature Released
Between the sobs of dismay and over the chanting of the I’m not getting enough deck-hand checks crowd the self proclaimed Supreme Leader and King of All Farovian Islands was also heard to mumble that “ If you have over 1 million points, view exactly where you stand against everyone else on FW: http://bit.ly/b208s (At the top where it says Point Rank: #____ , click "View page")”. Unfortunately, when visiting the site, we were presented with the infamous ... “Temporarily disabled.” which is probably a result of our Supreme Leader hammering the server rack with his head.
Watch for the full stories in this weeks WGOFISH Sunday Edition ... maybe.
Now back to the Chumley Trapflapper Show, Noon to sometime thereafter with the top 10,000 countdown.
Next on the countdown is number 7,619 ... "Just another freakin’ cubie" by "The Witch Fish Foursome".
WGOFISH ... 123.45 [a number even Wranglers can remember] on your radio dial, the FM station of choice by all Farovians.
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