Monday, July 23, 2018

A Light Show Over Sans Culpra - or Sufficient

Night fishing crews all over Farovia were treated to a surprise display of fireworks more stunning than any in the last decade last night. Accounts placed the origin somewhere is the southern reaches of Sans Culpra and probably caused by a boat with multiple members using Fire Sludge outside intended waters, a practice discouraged in recent years by authorities but occasionally tried by a few die hards along with a sister technique of using a Cubie Incenerator to create a dazzling ice display.

It was a stunning show but new reports are hinting at a possible grim ending to their celebration. The show stopped abruptly after the display with a furious burst near water level according to other boats in nearby waters. The Farovia Coast Guard was called in and an investigation is underway.

Very late reports claim that a three man crew approached the scene to lend assistance and has recovered an old dinghy with five surviors. No other vessel has been spotted at this reporting although the three man boat reported seeing a fast moving light on the surface apparently going in the direction of Magma Reef.

More details will follow when they become available.

The Farovia Coast Guard is now confirming that a fire broke out last night on board the night fishing vessel for the Way Down In A Hole team, a consistant all time top ten contender and nearing a massive 3000 consecutive night multiplier. The boat has not been recovered but crews are stil searching in the area of Sans Culpra adjoining Magma Reef.

According to the five crew picked up by rescuers the team was celebrating some recent achievments by the captain and firt mate with apparently all 7 on board using either Cubey Incinerator poles or Fire sludge chum and fire broke out when a chum bucket of Fire Sludge was overturned.

Records list the captain as ML (Margie) Goodbread and the first mate as Steve Sherrill. Both are still officially listed as missing.

More details will follow when they become available.

More details are now emerging regarding the fire and presumed loss of a night fishing boat last night in Sans Culpra. A crew mwmber has come forward with this harrowing but improbable tale of the final moments of the cruise.

Captain Margie and Steve were both celebrating milestones so we decided to put on the best night show ever with the Magma Reef gear. The trouble started when Steve began his usual habit of parading around deck doing his "look at me, the trophy Nebula" performance complete with sound effects and other unpleasant attributes. He was obessed with the description of said fish as a "flatulant gas bag" and considered it a kindred spirit but he did provide a quite convincing replica. Making matters worse, the Kärlek Hotel up on Raukus Tarn held a chili cook off for the cowboys and lumberjacks last night and Steve had finished a solid 3rd in the all you can eat contest.

Well, when we knew this was in the offing so we put a dinghy in tow for a refuge for when things got too "intense" and that really saved our bacon last night. Steve decided we would go out in old captain Thomas' Mini Cruiser that they had seized for lost catches when the original captain quit and stranded them in Misty Cliffs almost 8 years ago. The old tub didn't have a working rocket booster for all we knew but found out different when the fire broke out.

We were real pleased with the fire and ice show and were certain we would be the talk of Farovia in the morning but then Steve started making his Nebula act a bit "too real" and we all retreated in mass to the dinghy for some fresh air. In all the shuffling, a chum bucket of Fire Sludge was spilled and the old boat was instantly in flames. Captain Margie and Steve got it all knocked in the water but that just caused the fireworks to start again. That is when the Ancient Mariner appeared after seeing all the trouble from his roost in Krakken Rocks.

He helped get all the fire controlled and then turned a stern glare toward Margie and Steve. They were told they could never again sail the seas of Farovia or Roperia but because their previously untarnished reputation could each choose a place were they could stay and fish as long as they wanted.

Steve immediately chose Snowpeak Summit. He had stashed all his gear in his old Sub Zero Survival Shelter and he had always liked it there. Captain Margie thought for a moment and said she had heard rumours of new and unopened regions above Red Love Bay full of Cowboys and Lumberjacks. She thought that would be a tremendous place to be. The Ancient Mariner was not happy with this but decided she was less to blame so agreed and cautioned that the only way to get there was to walk along a path through the forest from a hidden cove on Red Love Bay. He would take her to the path but no further. The captain grinned and thought that was even better. What better way to find some lumberjacks but to go wandering in a forest full of them she said and they were on their way with an admonishment to Steve to wait right there until he returned.

As Captain Margie and the Ancient Mariner faded into the distance, we noticed too late that a chunck of Fire Sludge had been missed and was lodged under the Rocket Booster. In a flash the fuel valve burned through and that old tub took off like a ruptured duck directly for Magma Reef. The Ancient Mariner returned and after we explained what happened he went searching for Steve and we stayed put waiting for rescue.

Nancy Trahn, the private investigator from Raukus Tarn kept hearing mentions of Magma Reef and decided to join the search efforts starting with Earl's Lava Shack. Earl was mostly awake but obviously exhausted from an unusually busy for him overnight. Earl confirmed that someone had roared up to his dock in the middle of the night in a boat so burned through it was held together more with memory than anything else. Darn fool jumped out just as it sunk into the reef with only a Lava suit, an ancient Cubey Incinerator - the kind that could only make ten casts in a day that we had to refit a couple years back, a Kelp Net like they use up in Doom Island and some snow shoes. He talked me into selling him a bucket of Fire Sludge and a small tin of Fish Guts some guy had left when he ordered a pole repair. Then he went out on the dock and commenced fishing like a mad man until I was sure that old CI was beyond repair and was about to join that boat down in my reef. Just then, he wrapped that cubie lure with the Kelp Net and started chuckin' the Fish Guts. The biggest Mother Cubey I've ever seen came boiling out of the water. 
Then that buffoon grabbed the snowshoes, jumped into the boiling water, snag the net and somehow got hold of the Mother Cubey. She spooked and took off like a torpedo for Icelantica with the guy hanging on for dear life.

Nancy Trahn found Steve in his survival shack on top of Snowpeak Summit where he told her the final chapter to the story. The Lava Suit had kept him more or less dry across Sans Cupra so the chill of Glacier Bay was not too much of a shock when the Mother Cubey finally slapped him away onto the shore. He had managed to keep hold of the snowshoes so started the long path to the summit. He was tormented along the way by a crazed penguin, a deranged racoon and a demented polar bear but they finally agreed to let him pass and stay in his shack on the summit as long as he left them alone and did not steal any more of their stuff ... and keep them stocked with plenty of fresh fish.

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And that my friends was my exit strategy for Fish Wrangler but the timing just didn't work out that way.

I have finished everything there is to do in the game and nothing is left undone - that is sufficient.

I have accumulated over a billion points, equally balanced my goodness / evilness points and caught the only fish completely barefoot with game chum that I had previously caught using either RED or Liquid Gold and those too are sufficient.

I am old, tired and choosing to retire at what I consider the top of my game rather than just surprise myself and the rest of y'all by not being able to log in any more one morning. I will still log in and hit the Fish Now from time to time when I get bored and may go after any new fish that catches my interest but do not plan to explore any further new areas.

I wish Joe, Jillian and the kids all the best. Thanks for nearly 9 years of good times. The seas were a little choppy at times but overall great fun and good memories.

Take care my friends, may you keep enjoying Fish Wrangler until you feel it has been sufficient also. It has been a pleasure sharing this journey with you. Fair winds and following seas and as always ... Fish ON !

--
Steve
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Sunday, December 4, 2011

FishWrangler … The Missing Links

Welcome, this is the FW Missing Links page.  Come here when the links in the game are no longer working –but- you just have to get something done.  Where nothing is required of you except clicking a link, the links have been embedded into some text explaining the link – you just need to click.  All links are also provided in plain text for you to copy and paste.  If you need to do a little editing, the links are provided in plain text only.  All live-links will open the results in a new window/tab.


ACCEPTING NEW MEMBER INTO NF
For captain's ... substitute the xxxx's for the person UID # that is trying to join. Copy and paste into browser bar, put their UID# at end, hit enter and they should be accepted into party.
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/night-fishing?accept_uid=xxxxxx

LEAVING A NF PARTY
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/night-fishing?action=leave

REMOVING/KICKING SOMEONE FROM NF PARTY
For Captain's ... substitute the xxxx's for the person's UID# you want to kick
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/night-fishing?kick_uid=xxxxxx

TO LEAVE A QUEST
This one is a little trickier to explain, you need the quest id # in place of the xxxx's. To get quest ID #, go to the quest page that you want to leave, the page that shows how many catches you've made of each fish. When on that page, click the name of the quest and the id # should show in address bar. Actually what shows is all the first part of the following link. Once you have that showing you can either put the number (in this case 3700551) in place of the xxxx's above OR you can add the last part right behind the number into the url. The last part is &action=leave No spaces.
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/quest/details?id=xxxxxx&action=leave 
ie. (please note this is one is an example so the id number will differ)
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/quest/details?id=3700551 

PRIVATE FISHING FOR TOURNAMENTS ... aka Block Crew Trips
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/block-crew-trips/1

CAN'T TRAVEL-DROP DOWN NOT WORKING OR NO CONFIRMATION BOX FOR TRAVEL
Use the map page. You find this by clicking on your current location (top line between your current fishing class and your current chum). This should open up the map page to see all islands and to choose one to travel to. If that doesn't work, here are the links for all islands.

TRAVEL LINKS-FAROVIA
Travel to Waterport
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/1
Travel to Fishertonville
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/2
Travel to Blue Crescent
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/3
Travel to Magma Reef
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/5
Travel to Sans Culpra
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/4
Travel to Glacier Bay
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/6
Travel to San Digloo
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/7
Travel to Lake Freezberg
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/8
Travel to Snowpeak River
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/9
Travel to Snowpeak Summit
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/10
Travel to Sig's Lair
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/11
Travel to Sig's Vault
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/12
Travel to Sig's Wasteland
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/13
Travel to Devil's Cove
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/14
Travel to Deadwater Pass
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/15
Travel to Krakken Rocks
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/16 

Travel to Poseidon's Ring
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/17
Travel to Misty Cliffs
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/18
Travel to Bottomless Depths
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/19
Travel to Doom Island
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/38
Travel to Stormy Straight
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/39
Travel to Eye of the Storm
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/40
Travel to SS Whiskey
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/41
Travel to SS Minefield
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/42
Travel to SS Graveyard
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/43
Travel to Guardians Gate
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/44
Travel to Coral Lobby
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/45
Travel to Heart Land
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/46
Travel to Wahwahport
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/47
Travel to Wahwahville
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/48
Travel to Wahwah Crescent
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/49
Travel to Wahwah Reef
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/50
Travel to Lost Temple
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/55
Travel to Fariana Trench
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/56
Travel to Red Love Bay
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/57
Travel to Lovers Lake
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/58
Travel to Heartbreak Falls (Upcoming)
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/59

TRAVEL LINKS-ROPERIA
Travel to Santa Francesca
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/20
Travel to New Seinborough
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/21
Travel to Redwood Crescent
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/22
Travel to Asteroid Reef
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/23
Travel to Helvetica
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/24
Travel to Perilimeter
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/25
Travel to Hexperiment
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/26
Travel to Subaqueous
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/27
Travel to Kingsland Confluence
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/28
Travel to Mosquito Run
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/29
Travel to Cadaver Expanse
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/30
Travel to Sepulcro del Sol
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/31
Travel to Coral Corral
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/32
Travel to Amadahy Plains
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/33
Travel to Deadwater Saloon
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/34
Travel to Jettison Jetty
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/35
Travel to Castout Creek
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/36
Travel to Burnout Bay
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/37
Travel to Glacier Shack
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/51
Travel to Digloo Lodge
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/52
Travel to Freezberg Brewhaus
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/53
Travel to Snowpeak Basecamp
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/map-travel/54

CAN'T SHUTTLE
To shuttle from Farovia to Roperia 
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/shuttle-to/roperia
To shuttle from Roperia to Farovia
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/shuttle-to/farovia

SIG'S AUTO-ANALYZE
Sorry, I have no work around for this now that the zoom feature doesn't work.

DAILY FLC RAFFLE
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/raffle

ACCEPTING RLC TRADE
Replace the xxx's with the trade number which you find by doing the following:
Hover over the reject beside the trade and look at bottom left of your screen, just above whatever you call that bottom bar lol, it comes up with a url that the reject is directing to and you can get the number from the end of that url. Put that number in place of the xxx's above.
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/accept-trade-rlc/xxxx

FAROVIAN CHUM
All these links for chum are to purchase 25. If you want to purchase a different amount change the 25 (right before &chum) to the number you wish to purchase.
Generic Chum
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/item-add?&quantity_1=25&chum_id=1
Steak Chum 
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/item-add?&quantity_2=25&chum_id=2
Cayenne Chum
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/item-add?&quantity_3=25&chum_id=3
Fish Guts 
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/item-add?&quantity_6=25&chum_id=6
Fire Sludge 
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/item-add?&quantity_7=25&chum_id=7
Veggie Blend Chum 
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/item-add?&quantity_9=25&chum_id=9
Nail Goo chum
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/item-add?&quantity_10=25&chum_id=10
Algae Chum
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/item-add?&quantity_11=25&chum_id=11
Plankton Chum 
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/item-add?&quantity_12=25&chum_id=12
Gold Goop 
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/item-add?&quantity_14=25&chum_id=14
Diamond Dip 
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/item-add?&quantity_15=25&chum_id=15
Blue Earthworms 
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/item-add?&quantity_16=25&chum_id=16

ROPERIAN CHUM
Grub Chum 
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/item-add?&quantity_17=25&chum_id=17
Mystery Meat 
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/item-add?&quantity_18=25&chum_id=18
Tater Chum 
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/item-add?&quantity_19=25&chum_id=19
Prawn Chum 
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/item-add?&quantity_21=25&chum_id=21
Rock Roach Chum 
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/item-add?&quantity_22=25&chum_id=22
Pita Chum 
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/item-add?&quantity_23=25&chum_id=23
Clay Pigeon Chum 
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/item-add?&quantity_24=25&chum_id=24
Shepherd Pie Chum 
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/item-add?&quantity_25=25&chum_id=25
Phalange Chum 
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/item-add?&quantity_26=25&chum_id=26
Gamepiece Chum 
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/item-add?&quantity_27=25&chum_id=27
Bacco Chum    
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/item-add?&quantity_28=25&chum_id=28
Jerky Chum  
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/item-add?&quantity_29=25&chum_id=29

RED SHARKS (to buy)
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/red-shark

DECKHAND VOUCHERS (to buy)
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/52

FAROVIAN POLES
Oak Branch
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/1
Broken Standard
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/2
Fancy Rifle-pole
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/3
Excali-pole
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/4
Necro-pole
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/5
Steam Powered Hydro-pole
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/6
Sonar Pulverizer
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/7
Pneumatic Spear
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/9
Cubey Incinerator
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/10
Holy Liberator
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/11
Evil Obliterator
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/12
Algaenite
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/13
Planktonite
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/14
Royal Rescuer
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/15
Pyratic Plunder
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/16
Alcatraz
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/17

ROPERIAN POLES
Great Equalizer
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/31
Kolenya
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/32
Poacherist
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/30
Survivalist
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/29
Outback
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/28
Crapolé
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/18
Legionnaires Lance
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/26
Nueron Transducer
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/25
Coal Powered Thermo-pole
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/23
Shredder
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/24
Revelation Rod
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/22
Lightning Rod
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/21
Floral Standard
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/19
Landscaper
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/20
Folsom
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/activate-pole/27

FAROVIAN RESOURCES
SIG'S SHELL SHOP
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/sigs-shell-shop
ACID SPRAY
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/59
ANGEL TEAR
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/42
ANTIFREEZE PROTEIN
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/4
ARSENIC
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/19
BOO JUICE
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/2
CHEAP PERFUME
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/22
CHILLI SAUCE
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/5
CRAZY PILL
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/21
DENTURE GOO
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/44
DIET LIGHT
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/56
DOJO MOJO
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/20
FIRE EXTINGUISHER
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/14
FUEL DRUM
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/7
GLOW WORM
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/12
HAIR GEL
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/17
HOLY WATER
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/23
K9
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/3
MUNCHIES
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/16
MUSCLE 90K
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/40
PISTOL PUNCH
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/39
RAIN WATER
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/43
RED BLANKET
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/38
SIG'S 57
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/41
SPINAL FLUID
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/60
SPRAY FLOSS
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/57
STICKY GLUE
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/58
TOOTH PASTE
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/61
VILE OF BILE
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/6

SPECIAL/MULTI AREA RESOURCES
LARGE ICE CUBE
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/27
LIQUID GOLD
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/24
MYSTERY TACKLE BOXES
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/53
RED SHARK
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/37
RUM
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/1
TARPIT
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/18
VOUCHERS
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/52
5X BOAT SPEED
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/54
2X BOAT SPEED
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/55

ROPERIAN RESOURCES
ACID EYES
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/63
AIR FRESHNER
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/67
BIRD SEED
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/66
HORSE TAMER
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/70
PEANUT POISON
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/75
POO GOO
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/74
RODENT TRAP
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/64
SEDUCTION SERUM
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/73
SWORD SERUM
http://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/resource/71

Hide The FLC Banner
http://apps.facebook.com/fishwrangler/my?toggle-flc-banner
or
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/my?toggle-flc-banner
or
[thanks to Smitha Raman]
Try this -
https://fish-wrangler.com/fishwrangler/my?gimmie-gimmie-gimmie=flc-woohoo


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Friday, August 6, 2010

The *UNOFFICIAL* JOE FARON INTERVIEW

Posted by WGOFISH correspondent Peter Austern
Joe recently refused to sit down with me to discuss upcoming additions and changes to FW. In his place I've retained well known psychic Sylvia Brown to answer the questions we FW fans NEED to know. without further ado...

Me: In March of 2010, an interactive Map of Farovia was announced as *coming soon* can we get an update as to when soon might be ? and if no specific date can be given at this time, why not tell us how this project is coming along ?

Joe/Sylvia: ::rubs crystal ball and makes odd moaning noises:: ummmm.. No.

Me: ok then, in April you announced changes to add-on prices as well as an annual gift of 250 RLC/FLC ? to the older players to compensate us for spending considerably more on those add-ons. Would you care to update your fans with a date that this will be implemented ?

Joe/Sylvia: ::rubs crystal ball and makes odd moaning noises:: ummmm.. No.

Me: Ok ::starts sweating as this is not going well:: In June you announced that your next project would be a "boat pimping feature" or gifts that you could send to your crew. The idea was very interesting but didn't have much in the way of specifics. Would you care to elaborate a bit on how this system will work or when we can expect to see it ?

Joe/Sylvia: ::rubs crystal ball and makes odd moaning noises:: ummmm.. No.

Me: ::loosens tie and swallows hard:: In July, you mentioned in your change-log a couple of new sets of levels would be added to FW. Specifically, the Ancient Mariner Levels, which we are to assume is being done so that the grappling cannon we got in Parribea will finally come into play. You also mentioned that your long-time artist extraordinaire will be getting a set of levels named after him. I believe you called it Roperia. Are either of these sets of levels the one's you've recently been advertising on the main page as Geminisles ? Btw: is it supposed to read that way ? or is it to be called Gemini Isles ? Sorry, appears this one was a multi-part question.

Joe/Sylvia: ::rubs crystal ball and makes odd moaning noises:: ummmm.. No and No.

Me: alllllllllllllrighty then, well, it was great talking to you and thanks for taking the time to answer my questions.

Joe/Sylvia: You're VERY welcome.

::runs off to call the bank and cancel Sylvia's check::

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Saturday, October 3, 2009

October 3rd – WGOFISH News Flash ...

This is Chumley Trapflapper with a late breaking WGOFISH News Flash ...

Chumley Trapflapper RETURNS [maybe] ... at WGOFISH

Chumley Trapflapper beloved Farovian radio celeb and all round pretty neat guy involved in a horrendous event several months ago here at the station is putting in a come-back. The event that transpired put Chumley in the Waterport Institute for the Real Nutters & Day Care Center [better known colloquially as the Uncle Fudnicks Cracker Factory]. Chumley was released yesterday with a stern warning from Mustabeen Apatient [the owner/operator of the facility, and Chumley’s care taker during his stay] to “go easy on the doing the news bit and avoid reality at all costs”.

As you may remember, he was also wanted by authorities, as a direct result of the events, on one charge of “Invoking Reality in a Fantasy Zone” and at least two counts of “Inciting Innocents to Invoke Reality”. The authorities have provided us a press release on the matter indicating that Chumley has been exonerated of all charges:

“Awwww, what the heck, no one remembers much about that old event anyway and, hey, Chumley Trapflapper is beloved Farovian radio celeb and an all round pretty neat guy. We decided to forgetaboutit eh.”

News From the Ivory Tower

Joe Faron, self proclaimed Supreme Leader and King of All Farovian Islands has [sort of] made the following public service announcements:

Deckhand Checks Fixed

Bowing to public pressure as a result of yesterdays massive public demonstration on the lawn of the Ivory Tower, the self proclaimed Supreme Leader and King of All Farovian Islands was up all night tinkering in the server room and had this to say early this morning when he finally poked his head out the server room door ... “Fixed the deckhand multiple check issue.”.
The cheers from the rapidly dispersing crowd were short-lived when a new crowd of angry wranglers marched up to the Ivory Tower chanting rude slogans and generally complaining that they weren’t getting enough deck-hand checks. In a cry of dismay and both hands pulling strenuously at [what’s left of] his hair the self proclaimed Supreme Leader and King of All Farovian Islands went back to sobbing and thumping his head vigorously against the server rack.

How Cool Are You Feature Released

Between the sobs of dismay and over the chanting of the I’m not getting enough deck-hand checks crowd the self proclaimed Supreme Leader and King of All Farovian Islands was also heard to mumble that “ If you have over 1 million points, view exactly where you stand against everyone else on FW: http://bit.ly/b208s (At the top where it says Point Rank: #____ , click "View page")”. Unfortunately, when visiting the site, we were presented with the infamous ... “Temporarily disabled.” which is probably a result of our Supreme Leader hammering the server rack with his head.

Watch for the full stories in this weeks WGOFISH Sunday Edition ... maybe.

Now back to the Chumley Trapflapper Show, Noon to sometime thereafter with the top 10,000 countdown.

Next on the countdown is number 7,619 ... "Just another freakin’ cubie" by "The Witch Fish Foursome".

WGOFISH ... 123.45 [a number even Wranglers can remember] on your radio dial, the FM station of choice by all Farovians.

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Saturday, March 14, 2009

WGOFISH [March 14] Public Service Announcement

This is Popceleb Wannabe [station manager] with a Public Service Announcement from his Lordship, Sir Andrew Lemmon, the Secretary of Competitions at the Ministry of Competitions and Contests.


The Ministry would like to thank all those who run contests and competitions around Farovia and Icelantica. We commend your efforts and appreciate any of those that continue in the future.

With that said, we also would like to remind all Wranglers around the islands, to respect and abide by whatever rules are put into place for said contests and competitions. As much as winning Gold and Red Love Chum for prizes will help any Wrangler in their pursuit of catching fish, these contests are also provided as fun for Wranglers, during their time waiting to Fish Now.

Thanks and Good Luck with your Fishing.

Respectfully yours,

[Original Signed By]
Sir Andrew Lemmon
Secretary of Competitions
Ministry of Competitions and Contests


Now back to swaying in your boat to elevator music ...

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Sunday, March 8, 2009

Issue 002 – WGOFISH News Sunday Edition

This is Popceleb Wannabe [station manager] broadcasting from the WGOFISH Mobile unit for Chumley Trapflapper with the WGOFISH Sunday News ...

Tragedy at WGOFISH

Chumley Trapflapper beloved Farovian radio celeb and all round pretty neat guy was involved in a horrendous event yesterday here at the station. The event has put Chumley in the Waterport Institute for the Real Nutters & Day Care Center better known colloquially as the Uncle Fudnicks Cracker Factory. He is also wanted by authorities, as a direct result of the yesterdays events, on one charge of “Invoking Reality in a Fantasy Zone” and at least two counts of “Inciting Innocents to Invoke Reality”. The authorities have provided us a press release on the matter and it goes a little something like this:

“Arrest warrants were issued late yesterday for Chumley Trapflapper beloved Farovian radio celeb and all round pretty neat guy on the following counts;
1) One count of “Invoking Reality in a Fantasy Zone” an aggravated felony involving minimum sentencing of loss of fishing license for two days if found guilty, and
2) Two counts of “Inciting Innocents to Invoke Reality” a misdemeanour involving a minimum sentence, on each count, of banishment to “that other place” if found guilty.”

“We [the authorities] are well aware of the circumstances surrounding the events and have investigated the matter as thoroughly as we usually do. We [again it’s us – the authorities] are also aware that Chumley is a beloved Farovian radio celeb and all round pretty neat guy but, the facts of the matter lead us to believe that the steps we have taken might just, in this specific instance, somehow not be the ones that lead us down the bloody garden path - again.”

“If Trapflapper ever makes it out of the Uncle Fudnicks, which considering the mess he was when they hauled into the place yesterday – is highly unlikely, he will be arrested and charged with the crimes mentioned above.”

All that is known at this time about the event is from the only witness, Pairo Giantjubblies the stations receptionist. Shattered by the event and believed to have been involved with Trapflapper at some unthinkable level, Pairo had this to say from the penthouse suite [apparently paid for by the station] where she currently resides:

“There was this bright light coming from the booth window, it was blinding, and lasted for about 14 minutes ... the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen. And the booth, it’s sound proof you know, but there was this unholy groaning moaning evil sound that filled the whole building for the whole time. It was all I could do to put down my emery board and call the authorities to help.  If it hadn’t been for Brawny Studmuffin who rescued, ummmm ... ahhhh, oh yea, Chumly and then kindly made sure I got home safe and sound, I’m sure I would just be a mess by now.”

We caught up with Studmuffin at PeePot Petes where he was sitting at a corner of the bar mumbling into his chum-bucket of Tarpit-on-Tap. Typically, as soon as we sidled up beside him and plopped down on the adjacent stool, he starts running off at the mouth like a soup sandwich:

“I sure don’t know the why wranglers keep bringing that stuff in here? Isn’t there that sign at the entrance that says please leave you baggage behind? I don’t get it sometimes, whadda they think that means ... their luggage? Don’t they know that reality is lethal to Farovians? Heck, we don’t even talk about the stuff – most Farovians don’t even know it exists.”
“So I guess you wanna know what happened. Well, we got the call, rounded up all the team from their jobs and headed on over to the station to see what was up. We walk in the door and there’s Pairo, jabberin’ away and bouncing up and down. Well, nobody could even think straight until we got her to stop bouncing. Once she did though there wasn’t any need to try decipherin’ the jabbering ... you could smell it in the air – Reality. In Farovia, the worst kind of trouble.”
“We all just stopped, looked at each other and then sprang into action. HazMat suits for every-one, the Skitzo Seine for Chumly [be the only thing strong enough to contain him – if he was still alive] and six chum-bucket sized spritzers of “Earls Patented Reality-Check”.”
”Ah, Reality-Check, nasty stuff, almost as bad for you as Reality itself but it sure works. The stuff is shipped in you know. From what I understand, it’s a fermentation process from the proceeds of the Sweat-Sock Exchange. Yea, that’s the one ... you swap out the pair of woolly socks you’ve been wearing all week for a fresh pair. Every Sunday – never miss it. Well, they gather them all up and ship them out somewhere, where they get fermented into Reality-Check and it gets shipped back. The wranglers call it Scotch I think, doesn’t matter what you call it though, it’s without doubt the nastiest most disgusting stuff ever to be fermented it makes quick work of reality.”
“Anywho, back to the scene. We get suited up, spritz everything down with Reality-Check, get Chumley wrapped up in the Skitzo Seine and ship him off to the Cracker Factory.”
“Then it’s off to Pairos place for a bit of ... umm, ... toast – yea, went over and she made me some toast, then, I headed down here.”

Concerned about Chumley, I wobbled myself [the interview with Studmuffin was a bit longer and a couple of chum-buckets over what I had intended] over to the Cracker Factory to see how things were shaping up and when I’d get my ace DJ and all round pretty neat guy back to his desk. Well, once the Health Authority lifts the ban on entry to the place. I arrive to find that Chumley has been placed in total isolation and lock-down – still wrapped in the Skitzo Seine and is reportedly in “not exactly the best condition”. I did manage to catch up with Mustabeen Apatient the owner/operator of the facility but, interviewing a guy who seems to be attempting a rendition of the Montey Pithon skit “Ministry of Silly Walks” while flapping his lips with his index finger and tugging at his ears with the other hand, [being half in the sac yourself] didn’t produce a thing worth reporting. It would seem that our Chumley Trapflapper beloved Farovian radio celeb and all round pretty neat guy may be out for a bit.

Farovia Suffers “Brown-Out” – Aussies to Blame

Grossly under-loaded servers during the period when Australians are expected to pick up the slack, caused a service brown-out in Farovia for the other participating wranglers. An apparent “celebratory week-end” colloquially referred to as Mardi Gras had our friends down where the toilets swirl backward dropping their rods [in a manner of speaking] in place of costumes, beads and beer. Joe Faron, self proclaimed Supreme Leader and King of All Farovian Islands, was found in the server room whimpering, his arms around the servers, as under loaded hard-drives spun out of control. There was no consoling him with the fact that the Aussies were within their right ... beer was involved. Those still on line, were bored to tears, some even deciding to log off early which further augmented the deteriorating condition.

On the bright side of the event, Wranglette Mandi "Chanteur to the Royal Court" Richardson was reportedly atop the Fish Wrangler float in the associated “Pride Parade”, totally inebriated, doing her best Daryl Hannah in full “Splash” regalia  - belting out her newest top hit ...

An Ode to Mardi Gras: Fishing Queen

You can fish, you can dive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the fishing queen

Friday night and the tides are low
Looking out for the place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come in to look for a bite
Any cast could get that prize
Night is young, hours ‘til sun rise
With a bit of Night fishing, everything is fine
You’re in the mood for a match
And when you land a catch ...

You are the fishing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Fishing queen, feel the heat from Farovian marine
You can fish, you can dive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the fishing queen

You’re a baiter, you turn ‘em on
Hook them easy and then you’re gone
Looking out for another, anyone will do
You’re in the mood for a match
And when you land a catch ...

You are the fishing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Fishing queen, feel the heat from Farovian marine
You can fish, you can dive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the fishing queen

... and now over to the Sports Desk

--
The Sports Desk
David Nickl

Roger Roider here, with your Sunday Edition of the Sports and Outdoors report, brought to you by the Blue Crescent Hotel and Casino, Where you can always play craps… with or without money.

The Fishertonville 500

Today’s Fishertonville 500 race was an exciting one as Calvin Hardlick edged out Geoff Jordan on the final lap to win the season opening NASBAR event. After the race, we learned the The Underpaid Deckhands Racing Team was fined 1 million Farovian dollars, and Crew Chief Frankie the Nubbin was suspended for 3 races  for failing inspection on Thursday before qualifying. Driver Deckhand Diego was also suspended for 5 races for a series of on track incidents, rumored to have been ordered by team owner Evil Earl. A NASBAR official, citing anonymity, has said an investigation into the allegations is ongoing. Be sure to catch the Tarpit Stout 250, next weekend, from Waterport Raceway.

The Waterport Whammers

MVP President Daryl Davis, already scheduled to throw out the first pitch for the season opener at Whammer Stadium , has issued a proclamation stating that everyone who attends will receive 10 pieces of Red Love Chum… which is known as a hot topic for the local fishing community.  The Whammers host the Strikers from Sans Culpra April 1st through 3rd. Tickets are still available at the stadium ticket office.

Farovian Break Dancing League

The FBDL [Farovian Break Dancing League] continued its season this week. The Waterport Cubie-Slid3rz ended their 3 match losing skid as they knocked off the Fishertonville Spinn3rz.
The Blue Crescent b-Boyz were awarded the victory in their match against the Coast Guard Crew known as R3scuze, when the Coast Guard was unable to attend the match. Officials with the Coast Guard claimed that they were out on rescues, or out fining illegal scuba dives. Many of those in attendance think otherwise.. As BC b-Boyz Captain, Br3akN3ck, told me in an interview ...

“Man we know demz CG fooz waz too blowed [drunk] to come get some of da b-Boyz”

Coast Guard officials have yet to reply to calls about this allegation.

Trophy Fish Anomalies

Wranglers from all over Farovia are noticing that the amount of trophy fish being caught around the islands seem to be on the rise. One look at the Trophy Fish boards and its easy to see. We caught up with one local Wrangler in Fishertonville who thinks he might know what’s going on ...

“ Its those people from Icelantica man… they’re bring their glacier water or whatever with them when they come over here.. And that’s makin’ the fish like ... bigger man.”

Others have a different idea. Like University of  Farovia at Waterport Marine Biologist Fishguts Emaciator ... who says that:

“Tests on recent specimens around the Islands has indicated high levels of un natural chemicals, not unlike those found in Hair Gel, Perfumes, and other fluid potions”

Officials have looked into the matter, and have determined that the influx of Trophy Fish simply  a “fluke”.

 

The Farovian Outdoors report ...

... brought to you by the Icelantica Tourism Board ... Visit Icelantica… and have no money left to get home ...

  • Waterport and Blue Crescent are ideal this week… Calm seas and light winds.
  • Sans Culpra is still under a Swift Current Advisory
  • Fishertonville is seeing high seas, and strong winds… Dinghy Advisories are posted.

 

This is Roger Roider reminding you to Check your nets, Air your Balls, and go for the SCORE!! Listen to WGOFISH for the latest news, weather and sports stories from around Farovia.

 

... and now back to Popceleb for the wrap-up

 

The “Three Card Monty” Beat ...

Authorities are warning wranglers to be on their guard and keep an eye peeled for wrangler Ima Totalmoron. No this is not the real name and we’re unsure if they really have one. A number of the aliases known to be used by Ima have been published to a recent popular community event. Although there is no evidence of wrong-doing at hand, we firmly believe that if there actually is nothing up, then the name we’ve chosen to use is even more fitting.

All wranglers are urged to be extremely careful when making donations of RLC and Gold to people they just do not know. Be sure to check out profiles and if it looks goofy [someone else just gave them 100 RLC or 10,000 Gold – for good karma] ... run away, it most assuredly is goofy! If the OP is from Yabberwonky Prep School and there are other bids from Yaberwonky knocking the price up, even if it “seems” they don’t know each other ... it’s Three Card Monty in action folks.
FYI: The Yaberwonky folks can’t see that their post have Yaberwonky in them.

Be careful out there folks and good fishin’.

 

WGOFISH in the future ...

Yes, as you’ve probably concluded by now Chumley is out of the game for a spell. BUT, WGOFISH isn’t owned by Chumly it’s owned by me, Popceleb Wannabe and it’s doors will always be open and independent broadcasters welcome to use the facility at their leisure for fun, profit and fame.  In addition Pairo Giantjubblies, my <ahem> assistant will be available to archive any broadcasts you care to make ... time permitting.

I will be visiting Chumley at the Cracker Factory as time permits and will be more than happy to regale you with his adventures here on WGOFISH – you really can’t keep a screw ball like him down for long.  If it looks like the bout with Reality that has taken down our Chumley, beloved Farovian radio celeb and all round pretty neat guy for the count, then we’ll be shopping around for a replacement as soon as the grisly details are in.

Unfortunately, without a DJ, we will no longer be able to bring you the wide variety of fishing tunes you all seem to enjoy so much, but my plan is to prop open the elevator door and tape the studio mike to the speaker in there. This should provide you with some noise to fish by on an uninterrupted basis, as the studio is in a one storey building and no one uses the elevator anyway.

Good fishing, tight lines and thanks for all the fish.

This is Popceleb Wannabe [station manager] at WGOFISH signing off ...

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Friday, March 6, 2009

March 06 – Sports News

This is Chumley Trapflapper with a WGOFISH Sports News Flash ...

--
The Sports Desk
David Nickl

 

Roger Roider here with your WGOFISH Sports and Outdoors report, Brought to you by Cap’n Jozek’s Supply Store… Your Store for More, Locations in Waterport, Fishertonville and Blue Crescent.

 

Qualifying for Sunday’s NASBAR [National Association of Speed BoAt Racing] season opening Fishertonville 500 was marred by controversy as The Underpaid Deckhands Race team was hit with sanctions from the NASBAR Governing Body, for illegally installing Rocket Boosters on the number 00 PeePot Pete’s sponsored race boat. Driver Deckhand Diego said “no speaka da henglish.”  Team Crew Chief Frankie the Nubbin was spotted being escorted from the pits and many suspect a suspension is looming. I tried to catch team owner Evil Earl and he said the sanctions were unfair.. And that he would personally see to it that the race would be an eventful one.
You can catch the race on FTV Channel 10 at 11amPDT on Sunday.

 

Spring Training is in full force and the FLB [Farovian League Baseball] season starts in less than one month. Teams are scrambling to fill rosters and get pitching rotations in order. One lucky team, The Waterport Whammers have landed the luxury of having the MVP President of Farovia, Daryl Davis,  throw out the first pitch in their home opener against the Sans Culpra Strikers.

 

The Ultimate World Championship Poker tournament is going on at the Blue Crescent Hotel and Casino this weekend. 10,000 of Farovia’s best players are in town to compete for the Grand Prize of  10 million RLC. One of the best, Bill Hellspoof, said:

“That RLC is going to be MINE. None of the so called, poker players, can out bluff the great Bill Hellspoof.”

 

Look for the final table to be broadcast LIVE this Saturday night at 8 on FSPN.

 

And now the latest results from the FWAC [Farovian Wranglers Association Competition]

  • The Wranglettes beat the Chum Lords 33lbs to 29lbs
  • The Red Diablos defeated the Faronators 21lbs to 16lbs
  • The Upchuckers beat the Tarpit Junkies 23lbs to 19lbs
  • The Magmaniacs downed Earl’s Eels 30lbs to 22lbs

 

Sans Culpra Diving Leagues still accepting applications. Check your local offices.

 

And now the Outdoors report for Farovia

  • Waterport, Magma Reef and Blue Crescent seeing calm seas and light winds.
  • Fishertonville is under a Small Craft Advisory for the next 12 hours.
  • Sans Culpra is under a Swift Current Advisory until Monday.

 

This is Roger Roider reminding you to check your nets, air your balls, and go for the SCORE!

Stay tuned for all the latest News and Sports from Around the Islands… Right here on WGOFISH.

 

Watch for the full stories in this weeks WGOFISH Sunday Edition ... maybe.

Now back to the Chumley Trapflapper Show, Noon to sometime thereafter with the top 10,000 countdown.

Next on the countdown is number 7,689 ... "Gimmie Dat Taing" by "Terri & The Leeezards".

WGOFISH ... 123.45 [a number even Wranglers can remember] on your radio dial, the FM station of choice by all Farovians.

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Thursday, March 5, 2009

WGOFISH - Fishing for a Cure

This is Chumley Trapflapper with a late breaking WGOFISH News Flash ...

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The Features Desk
Timothy Stulken

Recently, many wranglers have observed random acts of kindness by their fellow wranglers, but others have been performing greater acts behind the scenes. The Putriditis Awareness Organization has been planning its first semi-annual “Fishing for the Cure” event off the shores of Blue Crescent.  PAO spokesperson Marlin Monroe said that the event is designed to help raise money and awareness for Putriditis, a serious disease afflicting many of the younger wranglers in Farovia. In a recent interview Monroe is quoted as saying:

“Putriditis arises from having too weak of a top skill to handle the Putrid’s amazing stench. Currently, the only known treatment for this ailment is the blood of an Angelica Fish; however, these appear extinct at the moment.”

Recently many wranglers have noticed unusually large Putrid Catching streaks arising as one of the results of Putriditis.  The disease results when the haunting aroma of the Putrids causes the wranglers to go insane and start talking to imaginary Schitzo Sharks.  One noob wrangler with a 30 Putrid catching streak said:

“I didn’t realize that if I never bought the higher skills I would be catching so many Putrids, ... I can’t catch anything else now. “

PAO hopes Farovian wranglers will band together to help destroy this evil disease by fishing Putrids out of existence. With just over 2.5 million Putrids caught to date, one would assume the problem would be subsiding, but fishery officials estimate the actual Putrid population at much higher than any other “high level fish.”  One official is quote saying:

“They are all too common in Blue Crescent, and many fishers report catching as many as 10 in one day.”

Monroe urges all wranglers with abilities high enough to handle Putrids to band together by whipping out their trusty Hydropoles and destroying some Putrids while listening to WGOFISH Radio for the next “Fishing for a Cure Lottery". All proceeds [the Putrids part] will go to Cap’n Jozek, who will process the fish and use the meal at the Angelica hatcheries and increase the likeness of a cure being discovered.

Remember, watch for “The Fishing for a Cure Lottery" coming soon to a message board near you.

 

Watch for the full stories in this weeks WGOFISH Sunday Edition ... maybe.

Now back to the Chumley Trapflapper Show, Noon to sometime thereafter with the top 10,000 countdown.

Next on the countdown is number 7,689 ... "Highway to Icelantica" by "Freda Fish".

WGOFISH ... 123.45 [a number even Wranglers can remember] on your radio dial, the FM station of choice by all Farovians.

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March 05 News Flash

This is Chumley Trapflapper with a late breaking WGOFISH News Flash ...

Farovian Special Forces Raid House in Fishertonville

--
The News Desk
Andrew Lemmon

Late yesterday evening, acting upon tips received from local residents, the Farovian Special Forces raided a house on Surf Breaker Quay on the edge of Fishertonville. Apparently, local residents had seen many men lurking and sneaking around to the house after dark. The leader of the Special Forces Unit, Major Rock Buffbody, had this to say after the raid was conducted:

“The local law enforcement agency had contacted us when they had begun receiving numerous tips from the locals about many men furtively moving through the back bushes and trees to the house in question. The locals felt the men had something to hide and that they were up to no good, possibly even plotting to bring down the recently elected government. With this in mind, we had no recourse but to conduct a raid of the domicile in question and apprehend the men who were present. To our chagrin, what we found were a group of desolate and despondent married men holding a support group. Upon learning this, we immediately packed up our gear and returned to our barracks.”

Apparently, the men had been meeting secretly for many days now. They were all feeling down due to the fact that their wives were also fishing and bringing home more gold and better catches than they were. When reached, the leader and originator of the group, Mike Cook, had this to say:

“It’s very embarrassing when it’s the man’s job to bring home the bacon and the woman’s job to stay home and provide a clean, comfortable setting for us after a long days work out on the boats. Then when our womenfolk start going out in their own boats and bringing home a much better haul than the men do, it just gets too much for us to handle. That’s when I decided to begin this support group for all the men who are in this situation. It allows us a better way to cope with our inadequacies.”

The local law enforcement agency released this statement:

“We acted upon the information we received and felt that the situation was a possible threat to our democratically elected government. We felt that the situation was too much for us to handle and thus we contacted the Farovian Security Forces. I commend them for their prompt response and the professionalism with which they performed their operation.”

Civic groups though are calling for an inquiry as to how the situation was handled. They feel that since the men were doing nothing wrong, that the raid violated their civil liberties and that the Special Forces Unit acted without gathering more information as to whether the raid was justifiable.

 

Watch for the full stories in this weeks WGOFISH Sunday Edition ... maybe.

Now back to the Chumley Trapflapper Show, Noon to sometime thereafter with the top 10,000 countdown.

Next on the countdown is number 7,677 ... "Oh Baby You Make Me Look So Bad" by "Whipped".

WGOFISH ... 123.45 [a number even Wranglers can remember] on your radio dial, the FM station of choice by all Farovians.

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Wednesday, March 4, 2009

March 04 News Flash

This is Roger Roider with your WGOFISH Sports and Outdoors report.

The Waterport Cubie-Slid3rz continued their depressing slide in the FBDL [Farovian Break Dancing League] as they lost another heartbreaking match to the Blue Crescent b-Boyz. The defeat has the Slid3rz wiggling to save their season. I caught up with Slid3rz Team Captain Plagio Cephalyous a got the following quote;

This loss was tough on us G, even worse than the crash to the Coast Guard team, R3scuze, who showed last comp, each of them carrying a bottle of Rum G, and half in the bag to boot.
Sux, big time man.

The Slid3rz will host the Fishertonville Spinn3rz next weekend.

 

In other sports news, Citizens of Farovia are all up in arms about a merger of curling leagues with the league of Icelantica. Fans are upset the the Icelanticans might have the natural advantage in the sport. "They have like, Ice and stuff" says outraged Fishertonville resident Pepper Mint, who also competes for the Farovian National Team. Representatives from Icelantica were, out curling, and unavailable for comment.

 

Sports Tournament resource usage has sparked outrage amongst many Farovian Wranglers. The Coast Guard was alerted to a scheme to hijack a boat full of highly potent resources for personal gain, after one local wrangler, whom shall remain anonymous, was overheard in PeePot Petes, a Waterport local, gloating on how easily he gained access to the resources. Seemingly deprived wrangler Sharkey "Sharkbait' Simpson spoke for the angry mob with;

This feller gots all the resources and we aint got none of em.
Hows we sposed to compete?

The court was convened and banished the criminal to life at sea... with no chance of rescue.

 

Quick Scores from the around the Farovian Wranglers Association Competition.

  • The Tarpit Junkies defeated the Magmaniacs 29lbs to 24.5lbs
  • The Faronators tore down the Wranglettes 34.6 lbs to 17.3 lbs and
  • The Upchuckers eeked past the Chum Lords 23lbs to 20.6lbs

 

And now the outdoors report for Farovia...

Waterport is seeing choppy seas 3-5 ft so you Dinghy users take caution.

Fishertonville, Blue Crescent and Magma Reef all seeing calm waters.

Sans Culpra Diving leagues are looking for members! Sign up at your local Office.

Be Sure to check the full recap of the weeks Sports action in the Sunday Edition of WGOFISH News..

This is Roger Roider reminding you to check your nets, air your balls, and go for the SCORE!!

 

These stories in from our sports correspondent,
David Nickl

 

Now back to Chumley Trapflapper ...

Watch for the full stories in this weeks WGOFISH Sunday Edition ... maybe.

Now back to the Chumley Trapflapper Show, Noon to sometime thereafter with the top 10,000 countdown.

Next on the countdown is number 7,689 ... "Chum in the Box" by "Alicia in Chains ".

WGOFISH ... 123.45 [a number even Wranglers can remember] on your radio dial, the FM station of choice by all Farovians.

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The B Side: Stayin' Alive

... a homage to Alvin, our 'onary VP

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a fisherman: no time to talk
Booster’s loud and stout is warm, I've been fishing around
Since I was born
And now it's all right, it's okay
And you may fish another way
We can try to understand
The Fish Wranglette’s effect on man

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
You're castin’ a line, castin’ a line
Feel the waves breakin' and Magma Reef shakin'
And we're castin' a line, castin’ a line
Ah, ha, ha, ha, castin’ a line, castin’ a line
Ah, ha, ha, ha, castin’ a line

Well now, Wranglers get low and Wranglers get high
And if they can't get either, there’s fish to fry
Got a posse of wranglettes and I can cruise
I'm a fisherman and I just can't lose
You know it's all right, it's okay
I'll live to fish another day
We can try to understand
The Fish Wranglette’s effect on man

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
You're castin’ a line, castin’ a line
Feel the waves breakin' and Magma Reef shakin'
And we're castin’ a line, castin’ a line
Ah, ha, ha, ha, castin’ a line, castin’ a line
Ah, ha, ha, ha, castin’ a line

Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah, castin’ a line

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a fisherman: no time to talk
Booster’s loud and stout is warm, I've been fishing around
Since I was born
And now it's all right, it's okay
And you may fish another way
We can try to understand
The Fish Wranglette’s effect on man

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
You're castin’ a line, castin’ a line
Feel the waves breakin' and Magma Reef shakin'
And we're castin’ a line, castin’ a line
Ah, ha, ha, ha, castin’ a line, castin’ a line
Ah, ha, ha, ha, castin’ a line

Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
I'm castin’ a line...

--
Mandi Richardson (Australia)

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Tuesday, March 3, 2009

March 03 News Flash

This is Chumley Trapflapper with a late breaking WGOFISH News Flash ...

Illegal Putrid Repellents Seized ...

Late yesterday evening, the Farovian Coast Guard, acting on an anonymous tip, stopped and seized an unregistered freighter entering Farovian waters. The freighter contained highly illegal Putrid Repellents. After a search of the cargo, local authorities were notified and Earl, brother of our beloved Captain Jozek, was arrested when his name was found to be on a delivery manifest included in the cargo.

When asked about his involvement, Earl had this to say;

I was suffering heavy losses at the Hotel and Casino on Blue Crescent. They banned me from entering the Casino and they sent two gentlemen, Luigi and Guido, from their Accounting Department to the shack in Waterport, looking to collect what I owed. I didn’t have the money at the time and they told me that they would return and I wouldn’t like it when they did. I did not appreciate the tone of their voices, so decided to act against the Hotel. Knowing that the Hotel is the only one on Blue Crescent, I figured that I would try to put them out of business.

When asked about why Putrid Repellents were illegal, an official from the Fishery Department released this statement;

The Putrid Fish are a pestilence in the waters around Blue Crescent. Their agonizing stench drives away tourists and we are trying to do what we can to rid ourselves of this affliction. Anything that causes the population of these fish to increase just makes it that much harder to eradicate the species from our waters.

EU Imposed Trade Ban Possible ...

The Farovian Trade Ministry has been in closed door meetings with representatives of the EU since their arrival in Waterport on Sunday. Apparently the EU is considering a Trade Ban with Farovia. It appears that fish by-products have been found washing up, in great numbers, on the beaches of Farovian trading partners. In a conference call with officials of the respective trade partners Coast Guards, they all stated there was an increased sighting of Farovian freighters travelling off their waters, starting from around the time the problem of the by-products washing up on the beaches. They did not believe that the increase in sightings and the increase in fish by-products on the beaches was a coincidence.

When the Farovian trade Ministry was contacted, Trade Master Line Baiter, had this to say;

Of course there is going to be an increase in the number of sightings of freighters. Ever since the marked increase in the number of Professional Fish Wranglers all over Farovia, our own facilities cannot handle the increase in processing fish by-products. We have contracted with some Canadian companies to handle the Fish by-products and make fertilizer using them. The shortest route for the freighters to travel to Eastern Canada from Farovia happens to be through the Mediterranean ... maybe.

No one bothered to contact the Canadians, as no one wants to hear what they have to say.

 

Watch for the full stories in this weeks WGOFISH Sunday Edition ... maybe.

Now back to the Chumley Trapflapper Show, Noon to sometime thereafter with the top 10,000 countdown.

Next on the countdown is number 7,689 ... "Adrift Without You" by "Mr E Lurker".

WGOFISH ... 123.45 [a number even Wranglers can remember] on your radio dial, the FM station of choice by all Farovians.

 

These stories in from our foreign correspondent,
Andrew Lemmon
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Monday, March 2, 2009

MVP Presidential Inauguration Speech

My fellow peoples of Farovia, today is a great day. The Wranglers of Farovia have officially voted me the MVP President, I'm here with the most beautiful of all wranglettes, the weather is ideal for fishing having caught more than my fair share already today, I've got a RLC bucket that's overflowing as usual and, thankfully, half a case of Tarpit Stout in me ... the rest will be joining it's brethren brew soon. Yes, a great day indeed.

I would like to welcome our honoured guests from the Farovian hub of Waterport and welcome all wranglers who have come here to fish and enjoy these beautiful islands. I would like to recognize the other nominees from the MVP Presidential Election!!! thread and specifically thank John Aspiasu who's idea it was to wander down this path. I would especially like to thank Gretta Grubgrinder of the Hilton for compin' Alicia and I with the penthouse suite for the week, fully stocked with Rum and Stout, and moving Alvin down to the efficiency room adjoining your quarters. Of special personal significance, I’d like to thank The First Lady, Alicia McCoy not only for doing all the charity work that she has been into lately and not even for selling the RLC out of the pot to keep me in Tarpit Stout and my habit adequately supplied but for coming along and making Fish Wrangler a lot more to me than I ever thought it could be.

In all seriousness though, I am actually honoured that those of you that took part in the initial and the subsequent threads would consider me as a favourite when it comes to "someone who is consistently entertaining and always good for a laugh" ::buurrrrrrp:: ... but enough of that, let's get back to my Presidency.

::swigs deeply from the tarpit stout in his left hand::

So, what can you wranglers expect from me as your newly elected MVP President. Well, let me inform you right here and now that, using the powers vested in me through the position of MVP President Elect to the fullest extent possible;

::swigs heavily from the tarpit stout in his right hand::

  • I will ensure that every wrangler has the continued right and freedom to Fish Now every fifteen minutes earning points and gold whenever you catch a fish,
  • I will ensure your right to buy RLC through a number of different channels including the Love Chum / Gold Exchange where fair market value will continue to mean squat and you have the right, naaaa the privilege, ::burp:: to pay what's bing asked,
  • I will ensure that you maintain the right to pack up your gear and ::hick:: piss right off whenever you feel the game isn't going in the direction you think it should,
  • that and all the other bits of the game ... I'm all over your rights and freedoms as they are written/exist.

::chugs the stout in the left hand::
::tosses the bottle to the back of the stage ::
::slides a fresh one out of the box and chews the top off it::

Well, to get to the meat of things, as it were. As I've yet to see a President anywhere ::hick:: let himself get bogged down with anything to do with his actual job, I've got a few <ahem> appointments I would like to make. The appointments are like this:

  • First off ... I'm appointing Alvin as my Vice President. This will work out well for every one as I plan on appropriating the suite I'm in as our permanent headquarters and seeing as how Alvin already has it “fitted out” shall we say, I can't think of a better choice. Alvin's job will be to do all the stuff you think I'm gonna do and sign my name to it.
  • Next, John Aspiasu, yea the guy with the big mouth who started all this. How he could possibly be getting anything other than the House Speaker position would baffle the best of us. He'll be tasked with keeping Alvin and the rest of these reprobates out of trouble. Talk about the cat with the keys to the aviary.
    Moving on ...

::sucks back the remainder of the stout in his right hand::
::grabs a replacement::

  • Terri “The Leeezard” Puleo is a natural, with her pleasant demeanour and feisty whit for the office of Secretary of State ... she'll be a treat at all those “dinners”.

::buurrrrrrpppppp:: ... woah, pardon me
::staggers a bit::

  • Although the Secretary of Morale portfolio was originally going to be filled with someone else – you see I really wanted to fill it with someone who doesn't actually have any. The portfolio is going to Len Orth. He's close.
  • If there's anyone around that can get away with calling a red-neck wrangler a prancing poofter and get thanked for the compliment it's Dave Keighan so the office of Public Relations will be going to him. Based on the selections I've made so far, I am certain his skills will come in handy from time to time. ::ppfffffttttt:: oh dear, sorry about that. My cloddily functions seem to have a mind of their own. ::brrrrrrppp::
  • Secretary of Contests, without question Andrew Lemmon is the right man for the job ... better Andrews RLC being given away than mine.
  • Mandi Ducharme is hereby appointed to the office of Governor General. Any of you unfamiliar with this position can have a squint at how it works for the chosen Canadians who do this ... to sum up; travel the world in the comfort of a private jet and party with dignitaries and mucky-mucks all on the taxpayers tab. Actual responsibilities ... none.
  • Finally, Kristen Snoderly is assigned to the position of R.A.K Secretary.

Before we wrap it up here, I'd like to address the claims made today by the pretentious Farovian law firm of Duey, Cheatum & How .... they're out of their minds and further more <ummm> Alvin, handle this will you.

Well, I'm getting the pick up the pace signal from the stage manager- either that of she's fanning her armpits. Not only that but being just a little on the blotto side at the moment, I think I'll take this opportunity ... oh man, I gotta get out of here and have a horrendous squirt pretty soon.

My final honour this evening, is to introduce to you Ms Mandi Richardson who will delight you with her new hit single “T'was The Night Before ...”.

::staggers/falls off Tarpit Stout box::
::staggers off stage with Alicia keeping him upright while ...  ::
::waving to the crowd hollering “I love you guys … I really do” ::

 

--
President Elect
Daryl Davis
Farovia

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