Posted by WGOFISH correspondent Peter Austern
Joe recently refused to sit down with me to discuss upcoming additions and changes to FW. In his place I've retained well known psychic Sylvia Brown to answer the questions we FW fans NEED to know. without further ado...
Me: In March of 2010, an interactive Map of Farovia was announced as *coming soon* can we get an update as to when soon might be ? and if no specific date can be given at this time, why not tell us how this project is coming along ?
Joe/Sylvia: ::rubs crystal ball and makes odd moaning noises:: ummmm.. No.
Me: ok then, in April you announced changes to add-on prices as well as an annual gift of 250 RLC/FLC ? to the older players to compensate us for spending considerably more on those add-ons. Would you care to update your fans with a date that this will be implemented ?
Joe/Sylvia: ::rubs crystal ball and makes odd moaning noises:: ummmm.. No.
Me: Ok ::starts sweating as this is not going well:: In June you announced that your next project would be a "boat pimping feature" or gifts that you could send to your crew. The idea was very interesting but didn't have much in the way of specifics. Would you care to elaborate a bit on how this system will work or when we can expect to see it ?
Joe/Sylvia: ::rubs crystal ball and makes odd moaning noises:: ummmm.. No.
Me: ::loosens tie and swallows hard:: In July, you mentioned in your change-log a couple of new sets of levels would be added to FW. Specifically, the Ancient Mariner Levels, which we are to assume is being done so that the grappling cannon we got in Parribea will finally come into play. You also mentioned that your long-time artist extraordinaire will be getting a set of levels named after him. I believe you called it Roperia. Are either of these sets of levels the one's you've recently been advertising on the main page as Geminisles ? Btw: is it supposed to read that way ? or is it to be called Gemini Isles ? Sorry, appears this one was a multi-part question.
Joe/Sylvia: ::rubs crystal ball and makes odd moaning noises:: ummmm.. No and No.
Me: alllllllllllllrighty then, well, it was great talking to you and thanks for taking the time to answer my questions.
Joe/Sylvia: You're VERY welcome.
Read More......::runs off to call the bank and cancel Sylvia's check::
