This is Chumley Trapflapper with a late breaking WGOFISH News Flash ...
Red Love Chum Mogul, Darly "YOU'VE BEEN CHUMMED!" Davis, revealed the recipient of a steamy romance that has been brewing, just below the surface, on the RLC contest boards tonight.
Arguably Anuisance, from the Farovian Fish and Gaming Commission, contacted moments ago, was shocked to hear of the circumstances of the tryst and will be pursuing a complete investigation.
Gotcha Onthecouch, Chief Psychologist with the Warm-N-Fuzzy Clinic of Farovia, who happened to be in the news rooms doing an interview for our "Winning ... How Come It's Never Me" series, is expressing concern over the remainder of the female Wranglers now that Darly is certifiably committed and will be watching the scene carefully.
Watch for the full stories in this weeks WGOFISH Sunday Edition ... maybe.
Now back to the Chumley Trapflapper Show, Noon to sometime thereafter with the top 10,000 countdown. Next on the countdown is number 7,721 ... "Red Love Chum Me Baby" by the Joe Faron Foursome.
WGOFISH ... 123.45 [a number even fishermen can remember] on your radio dial, the FM station of choice by all Farovians.
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