This just in ....
The Farovian dollar sunk to a new low today with trading on the Love Chum / Gold Exchange forcing it down to 43,500 to the $1 US. Financial annalists seemed unperturbed with the new low stating simply that “It's been a free fall since the opening of the exchange shortly after the fiefdom of small islands was opened to public fishing.” With RLC currently trading at 2500pp it is unknown when if ever the downward spiral will stop. Joe Faron, self proclaimed Supreme Leader and King of All Farovian Islands, was found sobbing on the server room floor and refused to comment on the current financial drop.
In other news ... Ace reporter to the Farovian Times, Froggy Flabbottom is reported to be recovering in hospital after being beaten to unconsciousness with a Sonar Pulverizer at the gates of millionaire Markus Furious Sans Culpra mansion. Froggies brother Flashbulb, there to take pictures of the interview had this to report;
It was crazy, we went to get an interview on the current gold price plummet but Fury started thrashing Froggy with the Pulverizer screaming “It's my gold – you can't have it. You want some, click Fish Now. Get off my wall you leeches.”
I couldn't even get in a good picture there were all these guys surrounding Fury shooting spear-guns at me. Froggy is expected to recover in a matter of days and is accepting flies [he really likes the chocolate covered ones] if you've a mind to send him a get-well token.
In sports news ... yesterdays Micks vs Poms match was cancelled when no one, not even the players showed up. Apparently there was a one day release of a new fish and everyone was out fishing.
The weather is expected to remain typical ... light in the morning turning to bright during the day and darkness this evening through to tomorrow.
Now back to the top 10,000 countdown with number 8,293 ... “Hooked on You” buy the “Putrid Fish Foursome” on WGOFISH the FM station of choice by all Farovians.
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