March 06 – Sports News

This is Chumley Trapflapper with a WGOFISH Sports News Flash ...

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The Sports Desk
David Nickl

 

Roger Roider here with your WGOFISH Sports and Outdoors report, Brought to you by Cap’n Jozek’s Supply Store… Your Store for More, Locations in Waterport, Fishertonville and Blue Crescent.

 

Qualifying for Sunday’s NASBAR [National Association of Speed BoAt Racing] season opening Fishertonville 500 was marred by controversy as The Underpaid Deckhands Race team was hit with sanctions from the NASBAR Governing Body, for illegally installing Rocket Boosters on the number 00 PeePot Pete’s sponsored race boat. Driver Deckhand Diego said “no speaka da henglish.”  Team Crew Chief Frankie the Nubbin was spotted being escorted from the pits and many suspect a suspension is looming. I tried to catch team owner Evil Earl and he said the sanctions were unfair.. And that he would personally see to it that the race would be an eventful one.
You can catch the race on FTV Channel 10 at 11amPDT on Sunday.

 

Spring Training is in full force and the FLB [Farovian League Baseball] season starts in less than one month. Teams are scrambling to fill rosters and get pitching rotations in order. One lucky team, The Waterport Whammers have landed the luxury of having the MVP President of Farovia, Daryl Davis,  throw out the first pitch in their home opener against the Sans Culpra Strikers.

 

The Ultimate World Championship Poker tournament is going on at the Blue Crescent Hotel and Casino this weekend. 10,000 of Farovia’s best players are in town to compete for the Grand Prize of  10 million RLC. One of the best, Bill Hellspoof, said:

“That RLC is going to be MINE. None of the so called, poker players, can out bluff the great Bill Hellspoof.”

 

Look for the final table to be broadcast LIVE this Saturday night at 8 on FSPN.

 

And now the latest results from the FWAC [Farovian Wranglers Association Competition]

• The Wranglettes beat the Chum Lords 33lbs to 29lbs
• The Red Diablos defeated the Faronators 21lbs to 16lbs
• The Upchuckers beat the Tarpit Junkies 23lbs to 19lbs
• The Magmaniacs downed Earl’s Eels 30lbs to 22lbs

 

Sans Culpra Diving Leagues still accepting applications. Check your local offices.

 

And now the Outdoors report for Farovia

• Waterport, Magma Reef and Blue Crescent seeing calm seas and light winds.
• Fishertonville is under a Small Craft Advisory for the next 12 hours.
• Sans Culpra is under a Swift Current Advisory until Monday.

 

This is Roger Roider reminding you to check your nets, air your balls, and go for the SCORE!

Stay tuned for all the latest News and Sports from Around the Islands… Right here on WGOFISH.

 

Watch for the full stories in this weeks WGOFISH Sunday Edition ... maybe.

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