March 04 News Flash

This is Roger Roider with your WGOFISH Sports and Outdoors report.

The Waterport Cubie-Slid3rz continued their depressing slide in the FBDL [Farovian Break Dancing League] as they lost another heartbreaking match to the Blue Crescent b-Boyz. The defeat has the Slid3rz wiggling to save their season. I caught up with Slid3rz Team Captain Plagio Cephalyous a got the following quote;

This loss was tough on us G, even worse than the crash to the Coast Guard team, R3scuze, who showed last comp, each of them carrying a bottle of Rum G, and half in the bag to boot.
Sux, big time man.

The Slid3rz will host the Fishertonville Spinn3rz next weekend.

 

In other sports news, Citizens of Farovia are all up in arms about a merger of curling leagues with the league of Icelantica. Fans are upset the the Icelanticans might have the natural advantage in the sport. "They have like, Ice and stuff" says outraged Fishertonville resident Pepper Mint, who also competes for the Farovian National Team. Representatives from Icelantica were, out curling, and unavailable for comment.

 

Sports Tournament resource usage has sparked outrage amongst many Farovian Wranglers. The Coast Guard was alerted to a scheme to hijack a boat full of highly potent resources for personal gain, after one local wrangler, whom shall remain anonymous, was overheard in PeePot Petes, a Waterport local, gloating on how easily he gained access to the resources. Seemingly deprived wrangler Sharkey "Sharkbait' Simpson spoke for the angry mob with;

This feller gots all the resources and we aint got none of em.
Hows we sposed to compete?

The court was convened and banished the criminal to life at sea... with no chance of rescue.

 

Quick Scores from the around the Farovian Wranglers Association Competition.

• The Tarpit Junkies defeated the Magmaniacs 29lbs to 24.5lbs
• The Faronators tore down the Wranglettes 34.6 lbs to 17.3 lbs and
• The Upchuckers eeked past the Chum Lords 23lbs to 20.6lbs

 

And now the outdoors report for Farovia...

Waterport is seeing choppy seas 3-5 ft so you Dinghy users take caution.

Fishertonville, Blue Crescent and Magma Reef all seeing calm waters.

Sans Culpra Diving leagues are looking for members! Sign up at your local Office.

Be Sure to check the full recap of the weeks Sports action in the Sunday Edition of WGOFISH News..

This is Roger Roider reminding you to check your nets, air your balls, and go for the SCORE!!

 

These stories in from our sports correspondent,
David Nickl

 

Now back to Chumley Trapflapper ...

Watch for the full stories in this weeks WGOFISH Sunday Edition ... maybe.

Now back to the Chumley Trapflapper Show, Noon to sometime thereafter with the top 10,000 countdown.

Next on the countdown is number 7,689 ... "Chum in the Box" by "Alicia in Chains ".

WGOFISH ... 123.45 [a number even Wranglers can remember] on your radio dial, the FM station of choice by all Farovians.