WGOFISH - Fishing for a Cure

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The Features Desk
Timothy Stulken

Recently, many wranglers have observed random acts of kindness by their fellow wranglers, but others have been performing greater acts behind the scenes. The Putriditis Awareness Organization has been planning its first semi-annual “Fishing for the Cure” event off the shores of Blue Crescent.  PAO spokesperson Marlin Monroe said that the event is designed to help raise money and awareness for Putriditis, a serious disease afflicting many of the younger wranglers in Farovia. In a recent interview Monroe is quoted as saying:

“Putriditis arises from having too weak of a top skill to handle the Putrid’s amazing stench. Currently, the only known treatment for this ailment is the blood of an Angelica Fish; however, these appear extinct at the moment.”

Recently many wranglers have noticed unusually large Putrid Catching streaks arising as one of the results of Putriditis.  The disease results when the haunting aroma of the Putrids causes the wranglers to go insane and start talking to imaginary Schitzo Sharks.  One noob wrangler with a 30 Putrid catching streak said:

“I didn’t realize that if I never bought the higher skills I would be catching so many Putrids, ... I can’t catch anything else now. “

PAO hopes Farovian wranglers will band together to help destroy this evil disease by fishing Putrids out of existence. With just over 2.5 million Putrids caught to date, one would assume the problem would be subsiding, but fishery officials estimate the actual Putrid population at much higher than any other “high level fish.”  One official is quote saying:

“They are all too common in Blue Crescent, and many fishers report catching as many as 10 in one day.”

Monroe urges all wranglers with abilities high enough to handle Putrids to band together by whipping out their trusty Hydropoles and destroying some Putrids while listening to WGOFISH Radio for the next “Fishing for a Cure Lottery". All proceeds [the Putrids part] will go to Cap’n Jozek, who will process the fish and use the meal at the Angelica hatcheries and increase the likeness of a cure being discovered.

Remember, watch for “The Fishing for a Cure Lottery" coming soon to a message board near you.

 

Watch for the full stories in this weeks WGOFISH Sunday Edition ... maybe.

Now back to the Chumley Trapflapper Show, Noon to sometime thereafter with the top 10,000 countdown.

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