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Hello fellow Farovians. My name is Barney Nackle the press representative for the prestigious Farovian law firm of Duey, Cheatum & Howl.
I am here today to notify the honorable populace of Farovia that their voices have not been ignored. And the prestigious law firm of Duey, Cheatum & Howl will be bringing suit according to Neptunian law, to the Supreme Court of Farovia. To have a recount of the fishy ballots cast in the first election of a Presidential MVP. I am currently not at liberty to discuss the specifics of the case, but rest assured the law firm that I represent will insist on full disclosure of all Tarpit stouts and RLC contribution from said "winner" of the MVP position. Also what relationship if any said unvalidated candidate has with those no neck Waterport casino gorillas and Earl himself. This plus his recent absence and extravagent lifestyle has also brought the attention of the F.I.R.S. Farovian Internal Revenue Service. Fellow Farovians your voice will be heard.
Thank you and have a nice day!!!
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News Correspondent
Donn Zindren
Response From the Solicitor of the Respondent
I am Miss Prissy Fishfin, graduate of Joan Farovia Law School, as a Para-legal. I am appalled at the aspirtions cast upon our Daryl Davis. I hereby offer my services to ferret out all qualified witnesses to testify on behalf of our beloved Daryl (Now Terri don't go taking offense at the use of ferret. I know ferrets are sweet, cuddly creatures.) As I am extremely qualified having been employed for 12 years for the firm of Polecats, Chumley and Popcorny. Daryl, when you retain a law firm, if not mine, I will devote whatever time I have to aiding your cause in appreciation for all your red love you've given us.
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