This is Chumley Trapflapper with a late breaking WGOFISH News Flash ...
In an unprecedented election held late last night Wrangler Darly “You’ve Been Chummed” Davis was voted to the position of MVP President by a group of his peers.
The Supreme Council of the Farovian Islands is rumoured to be incensed with the move by Wranglers to organize themselves and is meeting this afternoon to “discuss” the issue.
Joe Faron, self proclaimed Supreme Leader and King of All Farovian Islands, was found in the server room, thumping his head against the wall mumbling “what have I created” over and over again to himself and was deemed “unavailable” for comment.
The release of the first edition of the Sunday News will be running a little late as we dig ourselves out of this heap of releases from Trouters wire service.
Watch for the full stories in this weeks WGOFISH Sunday Edition ... maybe.
Now back to the Chumley Trapflapper Show, Noon to sometime thereafter with the top 10,000 countdown.
Next on the countdown is number 7,701 ... "Red Red Whine" by "The Dissatisfied Wrangler Mixed Choir".
WGOFISH ... 123.45 [a number even Wranglers can remember] on your radio dial, the FM station of choice by all Farovians.
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